![]() ![]() Upon seeing the ignorant expression on my face as I walked in the door (I gotta work on that) the friendly “dons,” er… I mean “pawsitively pawsome bears” immediately guided me and my wide-eyed spawn onto an “assembly line.” First thing you do on this trail of fiduciary irresponsibility is pick out a pelt for your new bear (cha-ching). In a spirit of public service for those of you who haven’t been shaken down by this cartel of cutesyness, I here provide my own account of the horrors awaiting you if you ever take your child through its portals. I have never seen such a collection of over-priced fluff and very little fabric except for the time I accidentally walked into Abercrombie & Fitch. That was my exclamation upon exiting Build-A-Bear Workshop at the Gateway Mall in Salt Lake the other day. “What a racket! The Sicilian Mafia could learn from these guys!”
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